Salt

Salt

Running Time: 99 minutes

Summary: Evelyn Salt is a CIA agent and highly respected by all, including her boss, Ted Winter. Out of the blue, a Russian spy walks into their offices and offers a vital piece of information: the President of Russia will be assassinated during his forthcoming visit to New York City to attend the funeral of the recently deceased U.S. Vice President. The name of the assassin: Evelyn Salt. Concerned about the safety of her husband, who she cannot contact, she goes on the run. Winter refuses to accept that she is a mole or a double agent but her actions begin to raise doubts. Just who is Evelyn Salt and what is she planning?

Review: The only way that I am going to get that 99 minutes back is if it Doc Brown shows up in his Delorian. What a waste.

The only thing more predictable than the story of this movie was the fact that from within the first 10 minutes I knew that this was going to be a massive waste of my time and snacks. If I wanted to watch a show where I knew exactly what was coming next, I would have re-runs of the Deadliest Catch, at least then I would have been entertained.

Although it was predictable, the story had some potential. Unfortunately it was poorly done, poorly acted and poorly cast. Stick with what you know Angelina, go expand your troupe of unwanted rug rats, pretty soon you will be able to compete with Duggar's for largest family of neglected and indistinguishable brats.

And maybe I am superficial, but when an actor wears a bad wig in a movie and pretends that it's real hair, I can't get past it! It distracts me the entire time, and Angelina wears some brutal wigs!

Best Quote: Evelyn Salt - "I'm not a goddamn Russian spy." (No, what she is is a bad f**cking actor)

Rating: 4/10 nestability