Chloe

Chloe

Running Time: 96 minutes

Summary: Catherine and David, she a doctor, he a professor, are at first glance the perfect couple. Happily married with a talented teenage son, they appear to have an idyllic life. But when David misses a flight and his surprise birthday party, Catherine's long simmering suspicions rise to the surface. Suspecting infidelity, she decides to hire an escort to seduce her husband and test his loyalty. Catherine finds herself 'directing' Chloe's encounters with David, and Chloe's end of the bargain is to report back, the descriptions becoming increasingly graphic as the meetings multiply.

Review: This movie is a lightly veiled soft core porn. If you are at the movie store on Friday night thinking, "I am really up for some porn tonight but don't want to venture into the curtained off area. What movie can I rent that looks legitimate but has a whole ton of nudity and some sexy girl on girl?", then kids, this is your movie.

Amanda Seyfried is the whore in question in this weak showing from Atom Egoyan, the talented director of The Sweet Hereafter. She is unconvincing and lacks sexual chemistry with any of the vast number of people that she sleeps with in this movie. Although usually I enjoy her performances, I can't help but being distracted throughout this entire film by the fact that if she had no hair, she would look exactly like an alien. A D+ performance at best.

Julianne Moore and her corn pop nipples co-star in the movie but really bring nothing valuable. She is so boring that you can't blame her husband for cheating on her.

The movie ends on a predictable and tiresome note, but leaves you with one question, "What was with that f#@king hairclip?"

Best Quote: Michael Stewart - "My mom is your gynecologist?"

Rating: Regular scale - 5 nests out of 10
Soft core porn scale - 7.5 nests out of 10